While it is a widely accepted fact that Decent People are almost never wrong, we occasionally slip up. A couple examples include:
- Bill Clinton lying about getting a hummer.
- 80% of Robert Downey, Jr.'s life.
- Robin Ventura charging the mound after getting beaned by Nolan Ryan.
I am no exception. My picks for the 2008 Kentucky Derby were atrocious. I apologize to my bank account for not betting on Big Brown. It was a silly, misguided decision fueled by a bit of hubris. I've since realized that while I am indeed a sports genius, I lack sufficient knowledge of horse racing to be making picks and suggesting them to other people. For that, I am deeply sorry. And of course, now I can tell you not to do what I did. Because I'm a Decent Person and it's my reponsibility to do so.
Note: It's still acceptable to put some money down on ponies and lose. Just make sure you admit to it and regret it later. Also, while I'll no longer be making suggestions for horse races, don't rule out Big Brown to take the Triple Crown.
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