Thoughts on My First Day of Class

1) I feel old.

2) Here's a conversation I never want to hear again:
Girl #1: "Yeah, it was pretty smooth. He's a nice guy."
Girl #2: "Didn't he lick Chex mix off your shoulder that night?"

3) It's pretty ridiculous for a professor to take 30 minutes going over a syllabus that was made available online a week ago.

4) There are a LOT of white people in DeKalb.

5) While NIU does claim to have a bus system, I haven't seen any evidence of it. It's not going to be fun walking across campus in winter.

6) The College of Business might be my favorite building on campus.

7) I'm going to need lots of audiobooks for the commute to and from class.